Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 139 0-50

2010年02月07日

1 ：Mr.English：2010/01/15(金) 12:54:53

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( ´･ω･) Let’s have liquorice tea and chat!
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 138
http://academy6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1256438464/

Hey!!! you NEETs, nerds, YouＴube-link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats’ spoiled sons, losers who can’t remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboos from all over the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, and cunning
linguists. And let’s hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

Here is the place to have a ball!!!!!

2 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/15(金) 16:07:41

>>1
Good job, idiot.

3 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/15(金) 18:58:13

Third!

4 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 00:33:14

GJ!!

5 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 00:49:16

>>1
nice job and go to die!
what the fuck is wrong with chatting in japanese? this is japan and japanese
language is a most sofisticated language in the human-being history.
we should chat in japanese instead of chatting in english.
japanese is beautifull!

6 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 01:43:21

hello, nice to meet you
im new here

7 ：イギリス人：2010/01/16(土) 05:10:24

Handed in my resignation last week. Two more weeks and I’ll be a
NEET again!

9 ：イギリス人：2010/01/16(土) 06:52:58

>>8
You can have mine if you want.

10 ：firestar：2010/01/16(土) 07:58:11

>>9
what is it?

11 ：イギリス人：2010/01/16(土) 08:09:01

>>10
I’m a web designer/developer with a database and general admin role as well.
Have to design both for web and print, as well as doing the back-end programming.
In addition, I have to deal with networks and any problems that happen. And
clients. Having to speak to accountants every day. Even though accountants
are very dull outwardly, when you have to deal with them, they’re extremely
bipolar and manic. It’s surprising that you don’t hear about accountants
going on shooting sprees.

PR

12 ：firestar：2010/01/16(土) 08:45:24

>>11
i don’t know how to do that

13 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 09:12:58

C’mon all neet suckers, unite !!!!11!11

14 ：イギリス人：2010/01/16(土) 09:23:50

>>12
You can pretend. He won’t notice any difference. What would your
ideal job be?

15 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 13:58:28

ちょっと前、あるネットゲームで出会った外人との会話。

外人　『Japanese！　Japanese！』
俺　『うっせえよ毛唐、英語が世界の共通語とかナチュラルに思ってんじゃねえよ』
外人　『hmm…』

俺　『Fack you』
外人　『oh』

外人　『miss spell』

外人　『Fuck you』

俺　『Fuck you』

外人　『good！』

その後、一緒に冒険に出かけ、友人になった。

16 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 14:09:54

>>15
Sounds interesting.
What’s the name of the game?
If you don’t mind, I wont to join you.

17 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 17:35:51

Let’s play
moving your hand up and down your penis whilst looking at erotic images

18 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 18:07:45

What if North Korea launches the Taepodong missile while jerking off?

19 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 18:16:25

>>18
They don’t have a lot of military strength.
If they launched a nuclear missile they would be crushed by the armies of other countries.

20 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 18:17:28

Better cum before it comes.

21 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 18:24:18

What if nobody tells you that it comes?
I would cum after it came.

PR

22 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 19:48:26

It is difficult for me to say with complete accuracy.

23 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 20:02:37

Well, I suppose that’s that.

24 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 20:06:28

Shut up and just fucking do it.

25 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 20:10:57

How does that sound?

26 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 20:19:56

That’s fair.

27 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 20:28:57

The sound of a survived crow caws ” ahou ahou”.

28 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 22:14:27

Don’t let it bother you.

29 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 22:22:09

>>7
Take your time and relax until you get another job.

30 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 22:29:45

Time is money. Live hard at full force!

31 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 22:34:44

I’ve got so many feelers out. I should be hearing something next week.

PR

32 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/16(土) 23:56:32

You are a monkey. Jerk hard at full force!

33 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 00:00:10

Come to think of it, there’s no great hurry about your finding a job.

34 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 00:08:20

Wanto to fuck with me?

35 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 00:26:20

I don’t give a damn.
By the way, when I said I wanted to leave,
the senior partner went so far as to offer me a small raise.

36 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 02:18:25

We live in a world of shit.

37 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 11:10:14

Watch it ! all 2cher

38 ：15：2010/01/17(日) 11:17:20

>>16
I’d been playing the game whose name is’Monster Hunter Freedom2G’, which is not often a meet eater.
hahaha..

hav u ever tried that?>>16. that game would be great.

do u happen to hav some time today? lets go ahead,play one.

39 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 13:40:01

Almost all the inhabitants in here prefer a Sushi.
They are a Sushi adict.
Althouth they eat a Sushi, they are not eat Tenpura.

40 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 15:46:35

You mean to say that in all our life we have never once eat Tenpura.

41 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 16:06:40

I eat a Tenpla, although they rarely eat a Tenpla.

PR

42 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 16:20:42

Hey folks, what is your New Year’s resolution? Someone might have already brought it up but let me ask again.
Is there any project you want to work on this year? Any lifestyle change you want or any bad habit to kick?
Tell me about your commitment and how you are going to achieve it. “Fuck it” could be one, of course.
As for myself, I’m going to quit smoking although I think it’s gonna take a lot of will power and discipline.
I might use nicotine patches or lozenges for some time, though, if withdrawal is severe enough.

43 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 17:59:16

>>14
Hey, welcome back home!
We’ve heard that Europe (including England) is very cold and
some are dying, so it’s probably a good thing that you get to stay
home and do make-over with your hats to your hearts content.
Do you think it’ll be difficult for you to find the next job, or
with your background, it should be easy.
I’m asking this because finding a decent job seems to be rather hard
in japan these day…
Anyway, keep warm and post here if you are ever bord!

44 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 18:03:13

I have already given up smoking.
I regard my resignation as an aooportunity to give up smoking.

45 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 18:26:08

I start thinking giving up toro piece sushi.

46 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 18:34:34

While Igirisu-jin is here, I want to ask him if Brits got talen and X factor are
two different things. I think the former is where Suan Boyle took an auditon
and the latter is also an auditon program, if I’m not mistaken.

The reason why I ask this question is I’m confused a little bit after I read
the news that Simon will quit being American Idol’s judge and dedicate his time
being a judge of X factor. I was like, X factor? Never heard of it. Another audition show?
But wait, he is a judge of Brits Got Talent so X factor is another name of Brits Got Talent?
IF they are different shows, does it mean he will be a judge of X factor while being a judge of
Brits got Talent?

48 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 19:19:55

I don’t watch anime so I can’t tell, but it looks like you might need to do some more research on it.

49 ：イギリス人：2010/01/17(日) 20:38:28

>>43
Thank you! It feels like a huge amount of weight off my shoulders, and
tasks are being piled onto my successor, whom I am having to train. I’m
trying something a little different for the next job - going into
self-employment and selling my services directly. Only time will tell how
that turns out… As for the weather, depending on the area, it’s been as
low as around -25°C. How’s your winter been?

>>46
The ‘Idol’ shows started off as ‘Pop Idol’, by a British talent manager
called Simon Fuller. It’s spread pretty far and wide (was watching clips
from Ukraine Idol the other day), but is a different show to Got Talent
and X Factor.

Pop Idol only lasted two series here before being replaced by Simon Cowell’s
X Factor. X Factor is pretty much the same format; auditions to try and find
a winning musical artist (either solo or a group) through elimination.

Britain’s Got Talent (also by Cowell) tries to find people with impressive ‘talents’,
which isn’t just singing. As they’re both produced by Cowell, he’s a judge on both shows.

50 ：名無しさん＠英語勉強中：2010/01/17(日) 21:32:30

>>49
Thanks for clarifing things. I thought he was just one of the judges. I didn’t know
he even produces both the Britain’s Got Talent and X factor.
I even didn’t know he’s British. I thought he was an import from America and
American Idol is an imoport from America to UK.

PR

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